Posted by
Justamere10 on Thursday, March 13, 2008 6:06:30 PM
Al Gore invented the internet and global warming. But it was the esteemed Senator Barack H. Obama, the man whose powerful penetrating presence causes ladies to swoon, who invented the ultimate weapon against terrorists.
That weapon has yet to be proven in war but if media mania proves prophetic and a Democrat is elected president, Obama's is certain to be the weapon of choice to protect America and Americans from terrorists.
Our intelligence agencies will be disarmed in the name of "civil rights". Our military will no longer be thought useful, at least not on foreign battlegrounds.
Welfare and entitlement handouts will soar, along with the level of taxation. Bread and circus tickets (chips and soaps) will prevail as senators and politicians preen and condescend when the cameras are there to utter words of gracious wisdom, the greatly improved politically correct elitist newspeak.
With this new weapon in our inventory no country or foe would dare oppose us. America need not fight anymore, it's peace in our time...
Yes, Americans should bow at the feet of Senator Barack H. Obama, the man who invented the mighty YESWECAN the ultimate weapon, designed to be hurled at enemies - but safe only in the hands of a Democratic president.
Vote Democrat this seaon. The United Nations, foreign countries, and terrorists everywhere will smile upon us fondly...